What Not To Wear: Twerk Or Treat

Twerk or Treat is this Saturday. We’ve given you some pretty great ‘slutty’ costume ideas. Now it’s time for some costume idea you should just avoid. Heed our advice. You do have to travel to and from the party and some of these costumes may get you in trouble outside of a party setting.

If your Halloween costume is one of these things, throw it away.

1. Blackface

mask

Please do not do this. Just because it’s plastic, doesn’t mean it’s not blackface. And if you don’t know why you shouldn’t be wearing blackface, just don’t come at all.

2. Sexy French Fries

sexy fried

Definitely don’t go as sexy french fries. It’s lazy and it’s sad. And don’t try to get your friends to dress up as a sexy hamburger and sexy soda and go as a sexy Happy Meal. I’m gagging already.

8. Sexy Mexy
sexy mexy
Avoid costumes that have racial slurs in the title. It’s not a good look for anyone.
9. Anna Rexia
anna-rexia-halloween-costume
I don’t want to sound like your mother but you are absolutely not allowed to go as anorexia for Halloween. I don’t want to hear it. Go to your room.
10. Sexy Osama Bin Laden
sexy-osama-bin-laden-costume
Just stop.
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